Nurse Ratched 12:39 Thu Jun 15
Aliens land in a suburban garden in Las Vegas
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https://youtu.be/9thdAKsqGAw
No really, this is genuine. Apparently the aliens were:
Tall ✔️
Humanoid ✔️
Green ✔️
Big-eyed ✔️
...so it all checks out. What's the plan, are we getting tooled up?
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Iron Duke
12:41 Thu Jun 15
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They always land in the United States.
Has Will Smith slapped it yet?
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Nurse Ratched
12:45 Thu Jun 15
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You insensitive jerk! D'you have any idea how much that stings?
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BRANDED
12:46 Thu Jun 15
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This is for the cosmologists
DARK MATTER LIVES
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Nurse Ratched
12:47 Thu Jun 15
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*chuckles* Good, that.
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zebthecat
12:49 Thu Jun 15
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Is LSD still a thing?
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scouse kid
12:52 Thu Jun 15
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they looked like that would be good at basketball as they were apparently 8ft tall which I guess is why they landed in the USA
I shall look forward to them getting a Nike deal soon
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,
12:58 Thu Jun 15
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To be fair it’s not unusual for the average European, when arriving in the USA, feeling like they might be visiting another planet.
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Nurse Ratched
12:59 Thu Jun 15
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Don't be cynical, zeb.
I've looked at more detailed reports of this story. It's quite a tale. Apparently the family heard footsteps on their roof and realised one of the 8ft extra terrestrials was up there, walking around. While in their backyard, the other one was (I quote) "Getting into a front loader". Now when I head 'front loader' my first notion was a BRASSIERE and I thought 'oh fuck, here we go, we'll have to learn its pronoun' but after Googling, turns out it's a light construction vehicle.
So there we have it. Johnny Alien has the tech and skill to build craft that can travel unimaginable distances through space and time (and dimensions?) but they can't work out how to land them safely. They also think they can make a clean getaway in a tractor.
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gph
1:12 Thu Jun 15
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They crash because they don't give themselves enough time to recover from suspended animation.
I don't function until after my first coffee, and I'm only recovering from ordinary sleep
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Jaan Kenbrovin
1:21 Thu Jun 15
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It goes to show how stupid, paranoid and nacissistic humans are, that the common image of aliens - despite the obviously needed superior technology - are as grotesque, feral retards.
And they want to do experiments on us.
It's a horrible projection.
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Nurse Ratched
1:22 Thu Jun 15
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How do you plan on defending your home? We're hamstrung by strict gun laws, so it's going to have to be relatively close combat. I have one of those tennis racquets you electrocute flies with. Plus a can of wasp spray.
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gph
1:26 Thu Jun 15
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We always win because of our superior viruses...
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BRANDED
1:34 Thu Jun 15
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Especially those Chinese manufactured ones
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the exile
1:43 Thu Jun 15
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I'm concerned about you, Nurse. How come you know so much about this? You even know the alien's name. Always thought you were a bit... different.
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Jaan Kenbrovin
1:52 Thu Jun 15
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Dr. Steven Greer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDY7t6HihCw
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chevy chase
2:29 Thu Jun 15
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8ft tall, Massive Eyes 🤔 stephen merchant?
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Kearley
3:29 Thu Jun 15
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Cheryl
Don't have a go at the eyes.
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Kearley
3:37 Thu Jun 15
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*Chevy
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gph
4:40 Thu Jun 15
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They're hyper-intelligent, but also hyper-poud - too proud to wear glasses.
Hence all the crashes.
This also explains why they always go to the US. As they can only speak English - God's own language, why else would the Bible be written in it? - they want to go to an English-speaking country.
And Britain's too small to see on the map.
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